The United States of Alle Krona is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alfred Frederick Jones with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.503 billion Kronans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quackington DC. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alle Kronan economy, worth 358 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,398 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, military officials are questioning the policy of ceding the nation's territory in exchange for promises not to invade it, cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alle Krona's national animal is the kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the flying Spaghetti monster.

Alle Krona is ranked 179,558^th in the world and 6,739^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 32,665.07 Standard Monetary Units.